May 8, 2014 · Posted in General 

A number Splendid help Rrmages

  1. HELP!Random AD Network Publishing Campaign related to Go Wild Casino :
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    […] Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other […]
    — Quote by Euripides (Greek playwright, c. 480-406 BC)

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  2. My Small Help
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    An excellent not for profit organisation operating in Peru in both Trujillo and the Sacred Valley Close to Cusco.

    This particular project with the help of sponsors has managed to give the opportunity of an education to 16 children as well as providing vocational training to their mothers. This photo shows the Kids playing outside their homes following a lesson in art and spelling.

    For more information check the website below:

  3. UK STYLE-Winter-help the aged?see txt.
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    About this time of the year, older taxpayers will again be receiving
    another Winter Fuel payment. This is indeed a very exciting
    programme, and Ill explain it by using a Q & A format:

    Q. What is a Winter Fuel payment ?

    A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers

    Q. Where will the government get this money ?

    A. From taxpayers

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

    A. Only a smidgen of it

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

    A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase gas and
    electricity……….or a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
    Q. But isnt that stimulating the economy of China ?

    A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.K.
    Economy by spending your Winter Fuel cheque wisely:

    * If you spend the money at Asda or Tesco, the money will go to
    Gibraltar , Ireland & Luxemburg

    *If you spend it on Amazon your money will go Lichtenstein
    *If you spend it on ebay your money will go Ireland

    * If you spend it on petrol your money will go to the Arabs
    * If you purchase a computer it will go to India , Taiwan or China

    * If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Kenya , Spain , or
    * If you spend it in your corner Asian mini-mart no tax will be
    paid, it will be used in drug deals and eventually will be conveyed to
    Pakistan in a large suitcase.

    * If you spend it on cheap cigs it will end up in Romania or

    * If you give it to Oxfam 20% only will go abroad and 80% will remain
    in the hands of the administrators, who will spend it on fact finding
    missions to Cayman Islands, Thailand & Mauritius ..

    * If you buy an efficient car it will go to Japan or Korea

    * If you buy a luxury car it will go to India or Germany

    * If you pay off your credit cards or buy shares, it will go to
    management bonuses and they will hide it offshore

    Instead, keep the money in the UK by:

    1. Spending it at car boot sales
    2. Going to night clubs
    3. Spending it on call girls
    4. Buying cider, beer or scotch
    5. Getting yourself a Tattoo
    6. Visiting a bookie (These are the only UK businesses still operating
    in the U.K. )


    Go to a night club with a tattooed call girl that you met at a car
    boot sale and drink beer all day and night ! Its the patriotic
    thing to do. No need to thank me…just glad I could be of help.


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